Cracking the mad dictionary

Psychiatrist – drug pusher

Mental Health Service Provider – adult baby sitter

Mental Health Consumer – adult baby

Peer Support Specialist – sell out

Mad person – chosen of the Gods and Goddesses

Psychiatric survivor – politically enlightened ex-patient

Non-survivor – cadaver

Ex-patient – one who had lost his or her wits who has regained his or her wits

Recovery – all things to all people but, chiefly, nonsense

Mental illness – a mythological bug

Normal – deluded

Mental patient – political prisoner

Mental health treatment – brainwashing, imprisonment, torture and murder

Seriously mentally ill – lacking a sense of humor