Does your ‘mental illness’ have a name?
You do? Where?
I’ve never seen a ‘mental illness’ before. If you show me your ‘mental illness’, I will show you my ______.
Is that so? It doesn’t show.
Oh. I had one of those, but I’m afraid I must have misplaced mine.
How can you tell?
Why don’t you just go and park it someplace else?
Where can I get a ‘mental illness’?
I assume your ‘mental illness’ is wanted, in which case, great; otherwise, that’s too bad.
Get well soon.
Is your ‘mental illness’ good at poker?
I always wanted to know that.
Without a doubt!
Well, take it someplace else. We don’t want it.
Economy size or gargantuan?
Shhh. You wouldn’t want the others to find out.
Are you sure?
Who told you that?
I had an invisible friend once.